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The city of Oakland public works reporting system doesn't work. Let this post bare the cross - as an example.

Get it together folks. Really, get that sh-t togetha, yo!!!

Ya can clean up Police Chiefs in a jiffy... One right after the other... It's amazing!! But, why so bad?! Why not use you gifts more broadly? Just grab you magic feather and make those calls to clean up and organize this 'ol town. Become the wizards of city function you were meant (or just hired) to be!!!
You can do it! You can truly make a difference in this badassical (best weather in the bay) city.