Thank you for the advise. We did that as well. Not sure if anyone showed up. Having physical evidence of a damaged yard, even though, there is snow, it is quite obvious that is came from the neighbor or one of his party goers.

Dear sir, at this stage I believe it would be remiss if I did not offer my independent professional services to your cause. I am willing to expertly infiltrate one of Alan Bedford's soirees, establish false pleasantries, and get them to divulge the identity of the villain who has been fouling your lawn.

Items I will need your reinbursement for; one mustache made from the finest horse hair, one colored coif (as is the popular party attire), one racoon coat, enough alcoholic libations to both procure my entrance and establish a presence of joviality.

No need for further contact between us, I will bill my services and reinbursables to the address you provided above.

This culprit shall not go undiscovered.

Await my contact.

R. Dobalino Detectives Inc.

P.S. - Once the culprit is discovered, I will attempt to address it in yellow on your lawn so that you may know which is the offending automobile.

Will close the issue. LPD handling.

Right, right. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

Thanks for fixing this issue!