Thank you for reporting the site to the Town. We will be dispatching our inspector to the site to evaluate the sidewalk. Please allow us up to two weeks to conduct the inspection.

WTF? (What the fiddlesticks?) Is that a sidewalk? If so, it looks like it hasn't been taken care of since the 1870's when sidewalks were first introduced to our country. It reminds me of one of those hot coal walks.

Before it's repaired, I dare anyone to try to walk across it with bare feet. Heck, we can even make it a competition after drinking a few beers.