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Hey, skinny, dopey eyed white boy with the orange dog, you are expected to pick up after your dog.

I know you were too busy being stupid-looking and talking on your phone (while watching your dog do his thing) to bother cleaning it up this morning but keep in mind that some of us around here are keeping an eye on you that are smarter and more disciplined than you.

You WILL be photographed and publicly shamed (not that you know what shame is).

Sorry that the rest of us do not seem to understand what makes you so special...it's not likely to change.

When you get a ticket for not cleaning up after your poor dog (who had NO choice of who would be his owner), I bet you'll feel really special!

Don't worry, Mom and Dad will wipe your a$$ again, just like they have been doing for about 20 years now.